To cast our modern KNACK, we had to shovel snow for a year to dig out this four dudes in arctica. Borrow some SATOR rock guitars, make them pick up their bus ticket of Impo & the Tents to pop cul-de/sac, stitch some thrift store RED KROSS look a like jeans and and ask some music early semesters out-goofing NOBUNNY songs. Here are the Real Tears! Viking helmets filled with tax-free beer from the night ferry, ready to conquer the squats. Thirteen underton y shivery punk rock pills, twelve songs clocking in below two minutes. This is far away from retro perfection, this is the loud & fast teenage rock failure! They will be the first playing on the backside of the moon right after their Japanese Tour, no bluff! Their -Douchebag, party now!- credo is remedy for every level of post punk affliction and procrastination known to man. After their self-released winter season album "Too Cool to Rock" their dry season album "Hay Fever" will be big with the raking kids of Finland! It will rain all summer!